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Rebuilding NFL franchises in search of a new head coach will still have to wait until a rising assistant’s team has bowed out of the postseason before contacting him. A proposed rule change was tabled at the NFL Spring League Meeting that would have allowed needy clubs to negotiate with coaches whose teams are still alive in the playoffs rather than forcing them to wait until their season ends — and potentially missing out on other hires.
The league did relax rules about group celebrations, using the ball as a prop, and going to the ground as part of a celebration. Any dance that mimes using a weapon or violence toward other players is still banned, and players can’t do prolonged celebrations that delay the game.
And the league still won’t let players get away with dances it deems sexually suggestive. That includes Hingle McCringleberry’s three pumps.
Michael Bennett, who said last season that two pumps gets you a baby; three pumps gets you a fine, will have to keep that thrusting under control if he doesn’t want to pony up next season.
Dan Carpenter Jersey And Von Miller, who once said them pumps are expensive, had the support of Key & Peele when he was fined $11,000 for a suggestive dance in 2015. The comedic duo gave the amount of Miller’s fine to his charity, Von’s Vision, after Miller was penalized for a three-pump celebration.
Roger Goodell’s got jokes, but we wish that sense of humor extended to these touchdown dances.